The Bacon Ice Cream Theorem

1. Bacon = good; Ice Cream = good, therefore Bacon Ice Cream (otherwise stated as Bacon*Ice Cream) = good^2.
2. truth = good, true = truth, TRUE = 1, therefore good = 1.
3. Lies = bad, lies = false, FALSE = 0, therefor bad = 0. This reinforces the idea that good = 1.
4. 1 squared = 1, Bacon = good, good = 1, so Bacon = 1, same for Ice Cream, there for Bacon Ice Cream = 1.
5. 1 = good, therefore Bacon Ice Cream = good.

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