Tuesday, September 21, 2004

A shameless plug

I'd like to take this time to insert a shameless plug, because, well, it's evil. Go to my other blog now! I command you! With my super-hypno power thingies! Why aren't you gone? Dangit, the guy that wrote "Hypnosis for Dummies" is an idiot.

Thursday, September 16, 2004

Notice

I would like to inform you that the one named "Overlord" has betrayed us and created his own blog at overlord1.blogspot.com. Overlord, if you see this, please return to us, as we are better united than apart. However, this separation is evil and is admirable. However, I don't like it. However, since I'm evil too, I shall poke you if you do not return to us by the time I see you this weekend. Perhaps worse. As for the rest of you, DON'T BETRAY THE ADMIN! Remember that I am the master here. I can remove any one of you at any time from the blog.

Thursday, September 09, 2004

Things to remember

Pay your sales tax-it did Al Capone in.

Fake money works best.

Benjamin Franklin is on the $100 bill, not George Bush.

Robot hordes don't leave behind DNA evidence.

Kill the hero's vengful son BEFORE he grows up and becomes a warrior.

Want good advice? See Evil Overlord incorporated.

Saturday, September 04, 2004

I think we should breed giant flying monkeys that throw unknown fruit at people

OK, my plan for world domination is as follows...

We should recruit the top scientists of the world and put them to work on breeding Giant Flying Space monkeys that throw fruit that no one knows exists at people I mean how would that not destroy civilization as we know it ...I mean a flying monkey throwing dates and mangoes at people will surely kill them